outing with the PINKIESS (fatin and wani).
today, i got hit on by 2 aunties.
one of them didnt know how to use her handphone,
so she asked me for help. and she told
me all about her life story.

how her daughter didnt want her. and that
she (the 70+ year old woman) always went
back home at like 12+ and 1am wandering aimlessly.
and i was telling her not to go out so
late cos it was dangerous, and she was like,
"oh. nvm lah. i dont mind. im just waiting
for someone to kill me." =/

ahhh, bought my canon camera. digital ixus 70.
super yummy nice. and white cover. SEX MAN!
APPARENTLY, wani has this thing for handcuffs,
whips and chains. aww, kinky. and fatin LOOOVES
blowing, yes? (: THE SHOP OUTSIDE.

oh, the second auntie was telling me about her
new camera. hah, quite funny. and she thinks
both wani and fatin are my girlfriends.
okay. i need to go now. booook in.

route march 16km, and SITEST wed-fri.
zxomg, hope i surviveeeee.
TWO AND A HALF MORE WEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.

where there's a camera, there'll be whores.

♥ 4:53 PM

omg, today was such an action packed-
wham-bam-slam day! i made an ATM card.
wow, such a noob. supposed to meet naimas
at 7.45am for campcraft comp (=.="), ended
up meeting at 1pm, THANKGOD.

meaningful outing cos we went all around
bedok to search for a place to eat. and
we ended up eating at kfc. bumped into
np people. omg, my junior, wilson, forgot
my name and thought i was faizal. =.="
i dao-ed him the whole time. MWAHAHAHAH.

i shall not be forgotten! okay, then yu ling
joined us soon after. and we started reminiscing
our npcc (eww) moments. HAHAHAH. and then we
had this FUNNY conversation. well, they think
it's funny. HAH.

meiling: eh, which place _________ working at ah?
yu ling: i think she grew fatter.
me: WHAT?! ______ grew fat? and we're asking
for the PLACE she's working leh. you mean,
you're trying to say she turned into a place?
she's so FAT she actually turned into a PLACE?

okay, not funny now but it was waaaay funnier
just now. we were literally in stiches and crutches.
good old naimas days! and off we went to
town, left soon after cos i went to JOHOR!

fizah's mum and dad took our car. but then the
KWB didnt come. ): STILL HAD FUN THO. MWAHAHAH.
okay, so we went to JUSCO, some vivocity-ish
place. zxomg, shopped till we dropped.
shopped for thousands of pastries at breadtalk
which is like so halal. pork-free!
so of course, we took this opportunity.

ate at like black canyon? or was it grand canyon.
food was awesomeeee, but the waiters were..weird.
cos they couldnt understand us and we couldnt
understand them. it's a thai restaurant i think.
but the workers are indian? okay. wrong mix of people.

so anyway, back to my important life.
camwhored with my sister and her lollipop.
thankgod for sister's handphone.
parents bought pizza, and we had starbucks break.
oh, and breadtalk were hiring part-timers for
like RM4.50-RM5.00 an hour? wtf. that's like,
SGD$2.50/hour. i think ill just die.

after bazillion years spent there, we left
the place. cik dollah was being the tour guide,
so we followed his car. DAMN FUNNY cos he
brought us to EVERY significant place.
he'll drive us there, and his wife
will sms us and give info on the place.

funniest part was when we drove to this
dark corner-deadend-ish place.
cik dollah stopped his car and u-turned
back. he loooked damn serious and all of
us jumped into conclusions on why he
SUDDENLY u-turned.

my parents thought he saw some strange stuffs.
cik meng thought that the restaurant he was
supposed to bring us to was closed. turns out
that he was only trying to show us that the place
was some go-kart place during the day. =_________=
and we travelled all the way there..for nothing.
and we couldnt even see anything cos it was pitch black.

and we all laughed non-stop inside the car.
went to ANOTHER jusco and we bought more pastries.
we're pastry-crazy (rhymes!!) i swear. tsktsk.
HONEY STARS. (: okay then rightttt... we went to
eat seafood and there was this annoying cat who
kept bugging us. *@&(*@&@(!

and i was so traumatised cos i saw this woman
breastfeeding openly behind me. IM A CONSERVATIVE
AND INNOCENT ARMY BOY PLEASE. TSKTSK.

anyway, there was this group of people who gave us
cakes cos they were celebrating their child's
birthday. hah, obviously i didnt eat it cos i
saw the child playing with the knife and smearing
it all over her face. =/ (i wonder what else she did).

okay. then we went home.
i wanna sleep. rah rah rah.
high possibility of buying camera tmr. (: (:

today was my BEST bookout weekend! HEH.

we camwhore before, after and when we eat.



my nice food.
first time see big lollipop.
sucking too hard on your lollipop..

HALAL!




when siblings meet lolly the pop.
outside toilet. tsk.
CANNOT MAKE IT. CANNOT MAKE IT. i love mocha frap (:
cik meng's family.
no, im not adopted

sister.
the unclez and auntiezz.
mama. sista. brotha.
HAHAHAHAH. shafiq's a VERY hungry boy.
i was bored.. so i camwhored alone. wow. success.

♥ 3:48 AM